[ Alberto would do well to learn when to run away and when not to fight. But that's... gonna be a long, long lesson. Today, he has not learned it.
He sinks into the tub, only a few inches full, enough for his tail to grow and his feet to turn to flippers. He lets one arm hang over the side of the tub lazily, and slides his tail over the side of the tub just the same, the end of it swaying idly as they chat. Luca's comment draws a wry smile on his face, though, in spite of himself, as he leans back and closes his eyes. ]
Pssh... Y'know, of all the crazy things that've happened to me here? This is the dumbest.
[ He pauses, glancing at Luca suddenly with one eye. ]
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He sinks into the tub, only a few inches full, enough for his tail to grow and his feet to turn to flippers. He lets one arm hang over the side of the tub lazily, and slides his tail over the side of the tub just the same, the end of it swaying idly as they chat. Luca's comment draws a wry smile on his face, though, in spite of himself, as he leans back and closes his eyes. ]
Pssh... Y'know, of all the crazy things that've happened to me here? This is the dumbest.
[ He pauses, glancing at Luca suddenly with one eye. ]
...Not me. I mean the goose is dumb.
[ Of course. ]