[ Alberto lifts his head enough just to shoot Luca a look through narrowed eyes. Not aggravated at him, by any means, of course, but more for almost comedic effect... Still genuinely pretty pissed about this, though. ]
That bird. That big mean bird in the park you said tried to get you...?
[ That is to say: it got him. He rolls over onto his back dramatically, letting out a little "ow" and and "oof" as he does, minding the bruise on his side from the goose's powerful wings. He stays splayed out, staring at the ceiling blankly for a second before turning his neck to face Luca with another comically flat face. ]
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That bird. That big mean bird in the park you said tried to get you...?
[ That is to say: it got him. He rolls over onto his back dramatically, letting out a little "ow" and and "oof" as he does, minding the bruise on his side from the goose's powerful wings. He stays splayed out, staring at the ceiling blankly for a second before turning his neck to face Luca with another comically flat face. ]
That is the worst bird to ever bird.